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bridgemcgidge:

so i’m at the military base library listening to a conversation between two young marines and one said “immaculate” in a sentence and the other was like “well i don’t understand that big fuckin word you just said” then he turns to me “do you understand what he said because i fuckin don’t” and the other guy was appalled like "CAN’T YOU SEE SHE’S A LADY? where are your manners marine?” and he panics like “oh shit- aw fuck- i mEAN- sorry ma’am frick”

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